Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

I do yoga first thing in the morning not only to stay in shape but also to stay flexible. If you're tired of cowgirl or missionary, we can try different yoga poses such as bridge pose, reclining belly twist, or plow pose for deep penetration.

I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.

Just retrieved my freedom from a shitty relationship. It took me eight long years to understand that I have been misusing my precious time on the wrong man, and now I want to mend all the wasted time.

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

There's a lot of ravishing blokes here but my eyes and fanny are only set to search for a certain type of bloke. And that would be someone who has a gigantic cock that will keep my balloon knot, thrupney bits, and fanny occupied.