It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.

What would be the best position to fuck on a sofa? My ex-husband always insisted that we do it on a proper bed, stuck to just missionary position, and never mind foreplay--it was non-existent. I'm looking for a young bloke who's not as boring as tap ...

Now, I'm not a slag, but I would love to have the chance to get buggered by a thick schlong. I want to find out what it would feel like to get spread open in that way by a buff lad. It makes me randy just thinking about how that would playout.

One thing that I can tell you is that I am a horny old woman who will never let any bloke be disappointed in bed. Despite being old, I can still move and rock my body in ways that will make any bloke moan and groan in pleasure.

I have to say that I am personally impressed at how my baps are still perky despite my age. I just go barmy when someone plays with them and starts pulling on my nipple using their teeth. I end up with an aching cunt that's begging for a cock.

Walking into boutiques which sells racy and lacy knickers is my version of heaven on earth! The reaction I get when I take off my clothes in front of an excited young bloke is priceless. Plus it makes me feel like a goddess when I wear a new pair.