Having a glass of wine before tucking myself in bed has been the routine I developed ever since I divorced my husband of 27 years recently. Now it has me thinking that maybe I look into pulling lads who want to try shagging sophisticated ladies inste...

A strong man attracts me. He walks confidently, and it seems that nothing can stop him from doing what he wants. That's my type. And I like to play a damsel in distress, a sexy one who'll turn him on.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Some ladies are here to look for someone to fall in love with. Others are searching for lads who can fuck with them. But I am not one of those ladies. I don't want someone to love nor someone to fuck. What I only want is someone who can be really dir...

I feel so helpless when I'm dominated. It's where the real fun is. I'd be on cloud nine when he's so good that he makes me scream and shout as well as beg for more when tries to stop grinding inside me to torture me.

I am the kind of woman who doesn't care about physical appearance. I don't give a fuck if you are as handsome as Leonardo Di Carpio on his prime or as ugly as Shrek on steroids. For me, good looks don't mean jack, especially if you can't satisfy my l...