I got roped into getting married at a young age with a boring bloke who only knew how to fuck in missionary. He couldn't even keep himself stiff enough to finish me off. Now that I've left that miserable bloke, I am looking forward to taking back the...

When I was younger, I used to fantasise about what it's like to be part of royalty. I think it's every girl's dream to live like a princess even for a single day. Now that I am older, all I want is to live my life in pure pleasure. I don't care anymo...

I'm mostly about having one-night stands or what others want to call us "no strings attached", for I'm allergic to long-term relationships. Thinking how my life would be once I'm tied with someone makes me have the feeling of being choked.

My friends say that I look better in tight jeans because it shows my curves while strangers I've met in pubs and coffee shops told me that I should wear skirt more often. They say my legs are my real assets.

I am nothing but a horny grandma who's bored and have nothing else to do. As much as I want to get out and travel the world, my frail body can't handle too much stress anymore. I think the only way that can make me happy right now is to have a proper...

I'm miffed at the fact that I don't feel a day older, I'm still very active in all aspects of life. The saying that age is just a number does ring true for me, I'd still be out and about causing mischief with playful blokes as much as I can.