They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Well, I beg to disagree. Those people have obviously never been inside my bedroom before. I am not boasting or anything, what I’m saying is simply the truth. If you want to find out why, you shoul...

A bloke with nice hands and a huge dangly-bits is what I have been craving for. I desire someone who has hands that can cup my strawberry creams perfectly and who has a junk that can please my fanny in the best way possible.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

All my life, I have felt alone. There's this lingering feeling that I would never fit in with groups or communities around me. I tend to go on pubs to socialize. Now, all I want is someone that can keep me company. If you think you can be someone to ...

I broke someone's heart a couple years ago I wasn't ready. I had so many dreams I had to pursue at the time. This time, I might do it again - hurting a lad's feelings, so if you're not here for fun, look away. But if you're thrilled by it, send me a ...