So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

A woman's best accessory is her smile, and I fully agree! Even when it comes to blokes, I approach the ones who are not scowling or have an eternal frown etched onto their faces. I'd even fancy them a lot more if I see a genuine grin lighting them up...

Coming out of a messy divorce but am glad to say that it was about time. I'm quite ready to catch up on the things I've missed out on. Going on adventures while I still can and bedding a few lads along the way. No time like the present, am I right?