For me, the best things in life happen in the bedroom. Some may view me as traditionalist because I only want to have sex in the bedroom. I know that bedroom sex can be a bit boring, but I have some tricks up my sleeves that can make the whole experi...

I'm not a fragile glass you need to handle with care. Hit me. Fuck me with your four fingers. Tie me. Throw me. Treat me as a tart. Suck me all you want. I'll moan for you. I'll squirt for you. I won't fake anything.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Having my arsehole stretched and fucked sounds like a delicious experience to me. I know that not all women are open to trying it out but I for one have been gagging to give it a go. I even try to stick a finger or two in on my own to prep myself for...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

You don't need to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant just to show your interest in me nor buy expensive red roses. They're a bonus if you'd still want to, but as for me, I'm not into superficial things.