My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

The kind of lad that I am trying to find is someone who knows a woman's body as if it's the back of his hand. I want to interact with a lad who does not need coaching when it comes to pleasuring a woman's body. If you are that kind of lad, let me kno...

I'd love to stay in impressive buildings built by Romans or Greeks. They look so sturdy and beautiful that takes my breath away. Men in the past seem so strong the structures they built stands until today.

Looking for a partner who would love to share experiences. I'm a lonely woman who's only daily schedule involves walking the dog, working from home, and finishing it of with a glass of wine or a good old wank. I'm already old so I don't bite, at lea...

I am the type of lady who doesn't give up easily especially when it comes to the things she wants. I am also the lady who doesn't mind being a box clever for as long as no one is getting harmed in any way.