Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

I'm happy as a pup with two tails if I receive compliments when I least expect it. To make me stay, shower me with sweet words except the typical "you look lovely" kind of words. Be different, and I'll surely enjoy your company.

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

A youthful lass like me is in need of a mature bloke who will not think twice in providing me pleasure. I don't like the simple kind of pleasure. I want the kind that can make my legs tremble and my skin shiver.

Nothing beats spicy chicken wings and a cold bottle of beer after a long tiring day at work. That’s what I always thought off until I figured out that there is a better addition to it. What else could it be than sexual pleasure? Damn, do you think...