Are you reading this because you are interested in knowing more about me, or did my profile somehow make you hard and horny? Well, it doesn't matter. The important thing is that I piqued your interest. Well, don't hesitate to ask me if you have some ...

It takes a while for me to get comfortable with strangers but when I do, I would talk to them non-stop. No topic is taboo, even about the naughty bits. I also like dirty jokes, puns, and satirical humour.

Retiring early seemed like a good idea at first but now I am bloody bored out of my mind. I would like to find enjoyment and thrill in all the things I missed out on when I was younger. With all this time on my hand and the youthful energy that didn'...

I get a lot of overwhelming compliments from men telling me that I look hotter as I aged. While that may be true, there's one thing men I've never shagged with don't know about me — that I'm wild in bed.

I can't promise anything as promises are made to be broken. If you're open with being in a "No Promises" online relationship, then I'd like to know who you are. You might just be the perfect match I've been searching for.

Leave me speechless. Fill this empty hollow. Light my core with your scorching desire. Literally, take me to heaven. I want to feel how it is to be pounded hard by a stranger. Keep going until the moon shines down on us.