Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

My days are mainly spent on taking care of my plants. I sing for them, so they can grow beautifully. I have no siblings, so the house is a bit lonely. I also have no pets. My plants are my family. In search of an older man who can make me soaking...

Looking for a gent who would love to share late night conversations with me. Tells me about his day. Talks about what's been on his mind lately. If he had any naughty fantasies recently that had him cumming so hard or would they be open to reading ab...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Wrinkles and granny hair, I flaunt it rather than hide it. I find no shame in aging and would always find new adventures to dabble in as much as I can. I plan to make the most out of the time I have at hand and looking for gents who would introduce m...

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.