I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?

When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

On a cold weather, I drink to be sloshed. It's the best way to stay warm if a bloke is not beside me to keep me warm with his touch and hot kisses all over my body. If the weather is normal, I stay out in the garden to receive the fresh rays of m...

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)