Now, I'm not a slag, but I would love to have the chance to get buggered by a thick schlong. I want to find out what it would feel like to get spread open in that way by a buff lad. It makes me randy just thinking about how that would playout.

I have a pair of "fuck me" heels and they work like a charm even after all these years. When I have them on, I know I'm gonna get thoroughly fucked that night-- and I do! I always feel confident and desirable as soon as I slip them on.

I don't think it's a waste of time to spend the day in bed, especially when there's a randy bloke in it too. I may be out of practice when it comes to flirting but I am always confident in how I shag my men. Don't let the exterior fool you, my pussy ...

Late at night, when I have trouble sleeping, I would often pass time by seeing how many times I can orgasm until I pass out. I am always suprised by how my stamina is still the same as it was when I was in my 20's.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Lace and leather, those are my go to lingerie choices. You might think it's an odd mix but against the skin they feel delicious. I have quite the collection through the years and do not hesitate to drop a few pounds when I see a design I like.