Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

There was a time when all the lads in the pub line up just to get a peek of me. I miss all the attention I got when I was younger. If only I am half as beautiful as I was before, men will still fuck me without any hesitation. For me, the saddest thin...

When I am in a relationship, I am never in it for the money. And that’s the reason why I will understand those ladies who make men fall in love with them just so they can take away their riches. I’m just someone who loves to chat with men in exch...

If it ain't obvious yet, I do have enormous jubblies and to be honest, it is both a blessing and a curse. Well, having big tits is great especially when you are with a lad who enjoys fondling and sucking them. But the bad part is that I usually have ...

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

I'm a voyeur and an exhibitionist at the same time. I like watching people have sex as well as masturbate, but I also like having sex in front of many people. I'm proud to show my luscious boobies and big ass to everyone.