Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

What fascinates me in particular about some men is their genuine interest in women. They listen to my little stories even when it's already dark outside. They're even amused at how fun I can be when there's just the two of us.

One fantasy on my bucket list that I've been gagging to cross out is getting double stuffed. They could use a buttplug or a dildo, I don't really care much. I've just been itching for a shag that would leave me wrung out in the end. It's been boring ...

Being stuck in the same situation for a long time brings boredom to my life. It's as if I can't get out of it. Who would like to add colour to this mundane routine I have? To cheer it up a little bit? Anyone?

Play with my tits, not my feelings. Break my pussy, not my heart. I've been hurt so many times in the past that I barely share my feelings now. Many men have taken me for granted in the past. After learning my lesson the hard way, I realized that mos...