If I could be someone else for a day, I'd be Kate Middleton. I wonder how her life is in the palace, what she does, how's sex with her charming husband, what's on her mind, what's the feeling of talking to a Queen.

Well, I have beautiful skin and ardent lips that are irresistible. I enjoy teasing and make my man feel mint. Every night, I go to wanking chariot wearing my silk nightgown. It feels mint especially if I get to remove it in front of a randy man.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

I may look like a tiger on the outside, but I'm soft on the inside. I'm thoughtful. I care so much about people I love, and I would do anything to make them happy.