I can't figure out why ladies rebel against me. Is it because I'm flirtatious, good-looking, can maintain a sexy summer figure and men always get paralyzed whenever I wink at them with my sensual glimpse?

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.

I get creative and tend to want to get shagged in places that isn't the bedroom. On the kitchen counter, empty hallway, dodgy alleyway, or public bathroom stall-- anywhere but on a bed and in the boring missionary. An old bint like me has grown tired...

I want to bring back the youthful glow I had when I was shagging just about any bloke that come my way. I want to feel like my skin is on fire and only having another being against it would satisfy the burn.

Are you here for something casual, or are you pursuing something serious? I would prefer it if you were the former. I have no plans of being in a committed relationship yet. I am here to fool around and gain some experience. Feel free to hit me up if...