I'm not getting younger and I've already accepted that. But what I can't accept is the fact that most blokes are into the younger generation. I mean, why can't they just prefer a mature lady like me who can bring them the utmost pleasure and satisfac...

Even as I grew older, watching the rainfall still brings me joy. I would sit by the window with a cuppa in hand, the dreary weather is my little escape. I would be nice to find a gent who enjoys the dreary weather too. I know we could even find other...

I'm a classy woman who loves herself and the people around her. She treats everyone well and is not impolite to strangers. I read all the time, and I enjoy TED talks. But when boredom creeps in, I go to a pub to have a sip of wine.

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

A lady who loves to read books while camping out in the woods. There's something about being outdoors that makes reading a lot more exciting. I can focus better when I read in nature. I know it may sound a bit weird, but that's who I am.

How am I supposed to live without a bloke in my life? Well, I can, except for the days when I feel randy, but there's no warm-blooded attractive creature near me to send me to the end of the rainbow where there's a pot of gold. Do you ask the sam...