I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Putting pretty boys in equally pretty corsets is the ultimate fantasy for me. It gets me soaked just imagining dainty waists contrasting with wide shoulders and throbbing dicks. I hope my years of searching will finally be over soon!

I always catch one of my son's mates checking me out since the first time he got invited home. Years after my divorce, this lad came around for what I thought was a friendly visit but it turned out it was more than that. Long story short, some lads t...

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...