If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

Massages are a blessing from the divine gods! I love receiving and giving them as a preparation to the main fucking event. Especially when you have weary joints like me, it is good to give a good rub down before doing any strenuous activity.

Been single for as long as I can remember. I have been in a few long term relationships but sadly they didn't last the way I expected them to. I do hope it's not too late to try and find a partner in life again.

I have to say that I am personally impressed at how my baps are still perky despite my age. I just go barmy when someone plays with them and starts pulling on my nipple using their teeth. I end up with an aching cunt that's begging for a cock.

I reckon the remedy to a boring afternoon is to be shagged senseless by a fit bloke in front of a mirror, and I strongly agree. It gets me going when I see how a cock slides into my sopping cunt or being watched by the fine gent I'm with.

I'm a big fan of toys, especially now that there are a lot to choose from. Back then it was either your hands or a spare toothbrush. I would often spend a whole afternoon looking for a new toy to buy and feel like a giddy lass when I find something I...