I took up baking as a hobby during my years in uni, now I am an expert at baking pies. I can whip up any kind of pie in the kitchen but my favourite would be a good cream pie. It takes a lot of hard work but totally worth it, especially when it's don...

It must have been hard making a good lady like you back. Do you want me to lend you a hand? Not to brag, but I am quite a go-getter when I was younger. There are only a few men who can resist my charm and charisma back in the day. Maybe I can give yo...

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

I am taken for granted by my poor excuse of a husband and I am close to going barmy! I want to be given the attention I deserve, most particularly when it comes to hard shagging. A boy toy who I can spoil in bed.

I am done with the days of waiting around for my bore of a husband to make a move. It's been years since I've been shagged, bloody well not suffer any longer. I want to get back the moments I missed out on and maybe pick up some new tricks along the ...

Walking into a sex shop for the first time at my age is nerve-wracking. I'm already middle-aged yet I still blushed like I was a teenager! Nevertheless, I mustered up all my courage and picked up the biggest dildo I could find.