I'm not sure why I am here but one way to put it is that I've been having unusual carnal desires that need to be fulfilled right away. Some of those desires are extraordinary and very uncommon. If you're a lad who's curious about them and you're will...

I feel so helpless when I'm dominated. It's where the real fun is. I'd be on cloud nine when he's so good that he makes me scream and shout as well as beg for more when tries to stop grinding inside me to torture me.

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

I've been trying new dishes in different restaurants. They're all scrummy, but if there's food my tastebud wants to have it again and again, it would be bacon sarni. And oh the bangers as well. Everything about it - sausage, mashed potato, gravy - ta...

I am young and still enjoying my youth. I’m just not ready for anything serious. All I want are fun and flirty conversations, those are enough to get and keep my attention. Are the kind of bloke who is willing to pull your finger out and take a ris...