Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

You don't need to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant just to show your interest in me nor buy expensive red roses. They're a bonus if you'd still want to, but as for me, I'm not into superficial things.

If I had to choose between sweets or a fit bloke, I'd choose both. How? I'd drip some honey or chocolate syrup all over his skin before I start to lick him clean. Best of both worlds, if I do say so myself.

I'm brighter than the shooting star with a flame that's so hot no one can put out. I have million sparks that'll keep you burning with desire until the sun rises. You'll live with me in real life sexual fantasies.

Because I still work at the office despite my age, I come across dashing lads everyday. They're a cheeky bunch as well, always complimenting me and even flirting. I wonder what they'd do if I told them that I want to make one of them my pet.

My naughty hands are fond of stroking a huge penis until it becomes hard. These sensual lips lick and suck knobs in the most erotic way. Believe it or not, but my blowjob skills can send you to paradise.