I am not as simple as I look. Don't expect me to be easy to read just because I look like a woman who can be easily swept off her feet. It is not that easy to be with me. Proceed at your own risk. Don't tell me I didn't warn you. I am an intimidating...

I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

I still have a day job but am planning on quitting soon. My plans? I want to spend the majority of the years I have left with shagging as many blokes as I can. I did miss out on a lot of fucking while I was stuck at work all day.

The best thing in your life is about to happen. All you need to do is send me a message. I am sure I am more than enough to let a man like you experience the best kind of earthly delight. Do you want to try it out? You have nothing to lose, but a lot...

I'm here to find a mature bloke who can give me the most unforgettable dirty conversation that I will ever have in my life. So, if you are a fantastic dirty talker, hit me up already, and let's get started. I am confident to say that you'll have a gr...