Let's not talk about me, rather I want you to picture me in a tight blouse, buttons barely keeping it closed and tits about to spilling-out. A black pencil skirt, so form-fitting that when I turn around you can see how perky and supple my arse is. Re...

I either walk around my flat starkers or just an oversized flannel shirt. When I have to answer the door, I am not ashamed to just slip into my silk robe with nothing underneath. I quite like to tempt faith and see if one of those silly porn plots is...

Easygoing and not always finding things to worry about is the type of gentlemen I seek. Even in bed, I love having lazy sex in the morning or waking up to their head between my thighs as they eat me out as their breakfast.

I have no use for love at the moment. I think love only brings about boredom and drama. These are the two things I hate in life. I am not here to find my soulmate or my prince charming. The only reason why I am here is that I am bored. I want to have...

Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.

I have come to the conclusion that I am addicted to watching pornography. I tend to spend hours just binging how other people shag each other. It makes me ache to have a prick lodged up my cunt and satisfy me.