Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

My knees can't prevent me from getting dirty. I'm a strong woman who doesn't know the word 'give up'. As my appetite for shagging gets intense day by day, I'm not that old yet. Besides I still have a lot of hot milk to give someone who's ready.

Suggesting to play roles in bed is the quickest way to get my cunt ache. I am not sure why pretending to be another person gets me randy, maybe it's because of all the porn I've watched. Either way, I want a bloke who I could think on their feet and ...

I'm a mint, for I'm good in so many ways. I'm a bright lass who knows the ins and outs of an unforgettable journey to sex. I give thrilling heads. Not only that, I'm a mesmerising cowgirl master. A one night of hot rides with me is not enough.

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.