I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?

Putting on costumes and getting into character is my favourite part when it comes to sex. I am aware though that it's not everyone's cup of tea. Which is why I want to find a bloke who does not mind playing along with me.

Some say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I beg to disagree, honey. Man shall not live by bread alone. There should be nights full of naughtiness. After all, we all need to fill an empty void through sexual pleasures.

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

I've had this recurring fantasy of stroking a bloke's cock until they cum all over my hands. And continue to do so until I feel them swelling up in my hold again. I know I can't resist giving a lick and suck too, a reward for being a good boy for me...

The naughtiest thing I've done so far is to have a vibrator up my cunt while I'm in the office. I dared myself to keep it in for the whole shift and occasionally turned it on and set on high as the hour struck. I had to keep myself quiet and was blus...