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My mates would often call me high-strung and I do see their point. An old lady like me needs to find ways to relieve tension in pleasurable ways. Often I find wanking alone which is so disappointing that's why I'm looking for a dishy lad to help me a...

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

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For me, a real gentleman is someone who will make sure to make her lady cum first before nutting in her. I am looking for a lad like that. Nothing can make me happier than having a gentleman who knows how to give her woman the pleasure she deserves.