Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

When I'm by myself, I do a lot of kinky stuffs. I parade around naked. I take sexy nudes. I practice how to give the ultra sexy lap dance with the ulterior motive which is to make men drool. Now, it's time for you to share your kinks and fetishes...

Doggy-style is one of my favourite sex positions. Blokes with long penis could easily reach my G-spot through that position which is incredible. It makes me squirt, and it's almost unstoppable. My bed is always wet.

A cuisine becomes top-notch and sought after with the special spices mixed with it not to mention the love that's poured into it while it's being cooked. This is similar to a relationship whether it's just for pure sex or real love. This is what I wa...