I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

I hate men who love yakking about anything. It doesn't bother me when my man complains sometime, but it is completely bothersome if my man complains a lot more than other girls. I can't handle someone who knows nothing but talk a lot.

This may sound a bit exaggerated, but I think I can be the best lady for you here. If you may, please look beyond my old appearance, and have a peek at my personality. I am an easygoing lady who loves having crazy nights filled with endless drinking ...

I got divorced rather early and swore never to remarry. I have been in a few serious relationships, turns out I'm a "no strings attached" kind of gal. I flirt around and feel delighted when young men flirt back. I even like the way the word "ma'am" f...

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?