A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

I like my face to be covered with your spunk. It's a wonderful treat I'd be happy to have time after time. Also, I'm wild about being pumped hard like there's no tomorrow. A little spanking can make our sexual affair mind-blowing all the more.

Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

I live alone in a flat with my cat and I have to find something to do soon or I might go barmy. What would be ideal though is finding a lad that could keep me busy in bed. Have me screaming. moaning, and whining with pleasure.

The only thing missing in my life right now is a man who will give me the pleasure I've been craving for. It is not that hard to please a woman like me. All you need to do is show me that you are capable enough to satisfy me in every way possible. Se...