Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Being fucked hard is not enough. There should be lots of grinding here and there. I only stop when I'm ready for the knacker's yard or when I need to go on a pee break as I don't like pissing on my clean, soft bed.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

Wearing leather lingerie always tickles my fancy, nothing like an outfit to complete the fantasy and atmosphere. Whenever I wear costumes, I always go all out on it. I have collected enough clothing and accessories to make any fantasy come true.

In my humble opinion, getting fucked from behind is one of the best positions. It always gets me off, makes me cream all over a cock. Though I reckon there might be new ways to get shagged, with youngsters being more creative now than when I was thei...

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.