I'm fully single and I wish to stumble upon a bloke who's also completely single. I don't want to interact with someone who's unavailable because I don't like any complications and drama. I just want to have fun and to have sexual satisfaction at the...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Using toys on my partners is a kink of mine. Of course I ask for them first if they are comfortable with allowing me to, I won't hold it against them if it's not their cup of tea. My favourite toy to tease them with is a vibrating cockring.

How should I start it? Well, I am a boyish dame who doesn't mind getting gash and contusion from unfeminine activities. I am such a thrill seeker and has a flair for exploring new stuff which makes my life amusing and far from ordinary.

I don't like to be controlled, but I don't want you to have the wrong idea. I'm not dominant either. I want equality between me and you. We should both have the freedom to be gentle and wild in bed whenever we want to.

Where would be the best place for quick shag? Carparks in the middle of the night is the winner in my mind. Getting so randy that we couldn't wait to get into a proper bed to shag each other. I haven't done that in a while, but it still makes my cunt...