"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

Snogging in an alleyway is as far as I got to doing naughty things outdoors, and that felt like it was a decade ago already. Now I want to up the stakes and would love to get fucked like no ones business in a dingy walkway at the back of a pub.

Don't judge the book by its cover; I may look like a saint, but I'm a fast learner. Teach me how to keep you fulfilled for the rest of the night, and watch me change from a saint to a playful lass. Don't keep me waiting, honey.

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I can be your bestfriend as well as your girlfriend at the same time. We can spend hours with our hobbies while listening to music, eating and drinking beer. I'll accept you for who you are because no one's perfect.