I want to give a bloke a blowjob while they're talking to someone on the phone. Or maybe while they're on a conference call with their boss and I sneak under their desk to give them a good sucking. I want to see how good they are at acting like every...

Hit me up if you want to be with a lady who can make you scream at top of your lungs. I am ready to give you the pleasure you want. All you need to do is send me a message. I am sure my naughty mind can fill your brain with dirty thoughts. Be careful...

I find it a shame that most of the men I've been with do not like eating out my pussy. Any suggestions on how to make it more enticing? How about it I covered my sopping quim in whipped cream or maybe drizzle on some chocolate syrup?

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.

Travelling is lovely. I fancy places with boho feels. It has this comfortable effect, and it makes me forget what the time is and that I'm still on Earth, not in a different dimension. I'm lucky I get to see those places.