Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm a girly girl physically and by heart, but I'd favour anything hard over anything manageable and average. Anything hard excites me, and that includes hard and rough sex encounter and long thick cock.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

Me: A kind-hearted and loving person who finds talking about silling things funny instead of annoying. You: Has a sense of humor and is always happy Loves to stay up late at night to have a great chat with me

I have this fantasy that I've been meaning to try out but can't seem to find a bloke to do it with. It involves a leather corset, lacy stockings, and a gag ball. The catch is that I'm not the one who's going to wear them. Any volunteers?

The hottest thing about shagging is I can drink lots of hot thick milk. With the milk, I don't need to go out of our room to drink water nor eat food. I can go straight to the shower to clean myself then we can have another round of intimacy until th...