I don't know if you'll like what you're about to read about me but I hope you do. I'm a filthy slut and housewife with pretty lips for suckin' and a pussy and an ass for fuckin'. I like dirty and hard fucking, and I'm prepared to seduce you once you ...

Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

Giving satisfaction is no problem for me, I know what blokes like and how to make them moan and whine out loud. I want a lad that would not disappoint me like the countless others I have hooked up with. I'm gonna cast my line and see if I could get a...

I'll reward you with my delicious cooking if you're good in bed. I won't give you clues or hints as to what I want. It's up to you to figure that out. Once you do, hit me up. I'll be waiting for you, honey. My cove's itchy.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...