I always start the day right with a hot cuppa and intense fingering. If I don't do so, I would feel unsatisfied all throughout the day. Just to spice things up, I grab my trusty toys and go to town with it.

I hate people who badmouth others, but I do enjoy stabbing others in the back. You might see as a hypocrite because of that, but I don't give a fuck. If you don't want me to backstab you, then you better face me every time.

Having so many talents, I don't know where to start. Should I talk about my extraordinary talent in dancing or should I start with my fantastic skills in bed? Perhaps, I should tell you about the man of my dreams: he must love sex.

I'm not fond of tea-- I know, it's a crime, but I prefer coffee. It gives me the kick I need to start the day, especially when I started my working career fresh out of uni. I also like my men like how I like my coffee, dark and deep. It doesn't hurt ...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.