Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

It's so hard to have a creampie fetish. Blokes think that I am trying to make them knock me up so that I can take advantage of them. I am not like that. I really enjoy the feeling of warm jizz being pumped into my pussy. I have no other reason for le...

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.

Young, buxom, and full of life. I fancy living life on the edge but also staying on top of my academic responsibilities. It tends to be stressful which is why I never say no to my gals who are aching for a pint and some dancing.

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I find it a shame that most of the men I've been with do not like eating out my pussy. Any suggestions on how to make it more enticing? How about it I covered my sopping quim in whipped cream or maybe drizzle on some chocolate syrup?