I can't promise anything as promises are made to be broken. If you're open with being in a "No Promises" online relationship, then I'd like to know who you are. You might just be the perfect match I've been searching for.

I've been to a strip club once and it pushed me to learn how to give a good lap dance. I've been at it for a while now and have received positive feedback from my instructors. All I need now is lacy lingerie and some knee-high boots.

If having a butchers in my profile makes you so randy, I'd appreciate it if you drop me an awesome message letting me know that I, indeed, increase your sexual arousal. My sexual senses like men who tell me straight how they want to fuck me.

This will be your first and last warning. I am a kinky domme. You will never experience anything vanilla when you are with me. I am into hardcore BDSM. I enjoy tying up my man and showing him who's the boss. If you are a submissive lad, then your ple...

Time is of the essence when you are old and horny such as myself. I don't know when I will pop up my clogs, so I tend to rush at things I want to do. I would love to have a man to fuck me hard before I bite the dust, and I can't wait for that any lon...

Destroy my pussy, not the environment. I love nature, so I am willing to sacrifice my cunt just to protect it. Let's stop using plastics and rubber. It is pleasurable to go in raw. Don't worry about knocking me up, and nut in me all you want.