I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I worship big feet. I tickle and lick them as if they are the food I've been craving to have. When they're fully wet, I want their toes to tickle my fanny for as long as they desire. They should make me gasp for air.

I exercise a lot to stay in shape plus I eat healthy snacks/food to stay strong. I eat porridge with lots of berries on top in the morning, and I have banana smoothie with lots of milk and some butter. At night, I eat mixed fruits before I do my skin...

I go on benders during the first weekend of the month and never missed it ever since it started. I can still hold my drink in and keep up with the energetic lads-- we be fucking in one of the pub's bathroom stalls. I don't look my age and I plan to t...

All of my stuffs are pink. Ooops! Don't scoff at me. ;-) I know you have your favourite colour too. Tell me about it. I'm a great listener, and it interests me to learn weird/funny/new facts from a stranger.

I would like to express my deepest apologies if you are expecting something interesting here but got disappointed. What can I say? I am nothing but a regular lass on the street. The only thing special about me is my ability to drain a man's load usin...