It has been long since I visited a watering hole and all I can say is I miss the taste of alcohol. I also miss being three sheets in the wind with a bunch of my mates. But what I miss the most about the watering holes is flirting around with some nic...

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.

A lass who wants to cook for her lover, so when he gets home, he'll be met by the great aroma of delicious food. I want to give him a soothing massage for him to relax, so we can have an exhilirating sex after.

This old hag is looking for a fine lad who can show her how the young ones these days have fun. I am not sure what the big boys are into these days, so it would be great if there is someone who can show me the ropes and teach me.

I would love to be treated with respect in the streets and disrespected under the sheets. I may look like a respectable lady, but behind my innocent facade is a naughty bint, waiting for her chance to show off her wild and crazy thoughts.