One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Reading about what a bloke want to do to me in bed is my kind of foreplay. Nothing beats the type who knows how to weave an incredible fantasy out of thin air. Making me ache and squirm in my chair as my cunt starts to soak my knickers.

Gagging for countless of awesome sex all the time. Not a day goes by that I don't think about being drilled and screwed. Fancy men who have a strong chest — those that look as strong as the Rome's pillar.

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

I am not the type of person who will only use a man for sex. I am quite an endearing lady. After I drain your balls, I'll whip something up to fill your stomach. It's a give and take kind of relationship, in which you fill me up with your cum and I w...