I don't know why I have terrible luck when it comes to men. I always end up being with someone who can't even give me what I want. All I am asking for is a stud who can satisfy all my erotic desires and carnal pleasures. Is that too much to ask?

Men who were lucky to jackhammer me compliment my legs. They say it's the first thing that caught their attention. My legs are soft and supple and men enjoy kissing it like they are the most precious thing those men have.

Easygoing and not always finding things to worry about is the type of gentlemen I seek. Even in bed, I love having lazy sex in the morning or waking up to their head between my thighs as they eat me out as their breakfast.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.