I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I always loved being dramatic, even in bed, role-play is the most effective way of getting me to spread my legs. I prefer young lads that don't mind having a mistress control their pleasure and know how to behave themselves.

Hopping from one bar to another is my favorite thing to do during my days off from work. There is nothing better than getting wasted on Friday and Saturday nights. I don’t drink because I want to relax. I drink because I want to get hammered. If I ...

Sex in the loo wasn't interesting to me before, but I have a change of heart. Changing places for sex is good. Gone are the days when my body wants to feel the softness of the bed. Now, I want something more exciting. I'm even planning on having sex ...

I am a young girl who still believes in the magic of love. I believe that somewhere out there, the man for me is waiting to be found. However, I don't want to spend the rest of my life finding him. I mean, I should have some appetizers first before t...