A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Some people get deceived by my looks because as they say, I look like a very serious lady who doesn't have the word 'fun' in her vocabulary. Little did they know, I am the most fun person they will ever encounter.

Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

If you belong to the group of people who find pleasure in having sex at midnight or during early mornings because that's the quietest moment, and you're happy when you can clearly hear how loud your partner's moan is, then we're a good match. Shall w...

Putting vinegar on my chips is heaven. I have to admit that a put a lot on them. It has this rich flavor that compliments the salty taste of chips. Other times I put sauce on them, or a mix of vinegar and sauce, but I really prefer vinegar. You shoul...